Two young Italian ladies are bike riding through one of the ancient neighborhoods of Rome. One says, "I've never come this way before." The other says, "Its the cobblestones that do it."
Pierre and Bou are walking through town one day and Pierre looks at the courthouse and says "mais Bou, look dat flag is at half staff, I wonder who died" Bou takes a look and says "probably dat fella that raises da flag"
Two ladies in Scottsdale, AZ in July are walking their dogs but getting mighty thirsty. Just then they pass a bar & grill and the first lady says, "Let's go in here for a cold beer." The second lady says, "Sounds good, but they won't serve us because of our dogs and it's too hot to leave them outside!" The first lady says, "No worries, just say what I say." When they enter, the bartender says, "Hi, ladies. Sorry, but we can't allow your dogs inside." Lady 1: "Oh, that's OK, he's a service dog." Bartender: "A service rottweiler?" Lady 1: "Yes, they make great service dogs." Bartender: "Who knew? Come on in, then." Lady 2: Hi, I'd like a cold Pabst please." Bartender:" Sorry, ma'am, but we can't have your dog on the premises." Lady 2: "Oh, that's OK, he's a service dog." Bartender: "A service chihuahua?" Lady 2: "Oh my God, they sold me a fuckin' chihuahua?"
