New Joke Thread ... it's time for one

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  1. gynojunkie

    gynojunkie "Pooties R Us"

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    My thoughts precisely.
     
    gynojunkie, Oct 4, 2020
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  2. mctiger

    mctiger RIP, and thanks for the music Staff Member

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    If a drummer comes out of retirement, will there be repercussions?
     
    mctiger, Oct 4, 2020
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  3. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    Rapper Fitty Cent has endorsed Donald Trump. He's worried that if Biden gets elected he will become Twenty Cent.

    I should have put this in FSA. It's really not funny.
     
    Bengal B, Oct 20, 2020
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  4. APPTiger

    APPTiger Founding Member

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    Unsettling hell, it's one of the worst nightmares imaginable.
     
    APPTiger, Oct 24, 2020
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  5. HalloweenRun

    HalloweenRun Founding Member

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    I had a Rudy Giuliani joke, but it's lost its appeal.
     
    HalloweenRun, Nov 28, 2020
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  6. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    20201217_211901.jpg
     
    Bengal B, Dec 17, 2020
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  7. APPTiger

    APPTiger Founding Member

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    Remember it's not a fart. It's just your butt blowing kisses.
     
    APPTiger, Dec 30, 2020
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  8. APPTiger

    APPTiger Founding Member

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    I am really scared about this China Virus thing. I found a new home based test for Covid- 19. They say if you have no sense of smell and taste, you have Covid. Testing protocol is below.
    Home Covid -19 Screening Test
    1. Open Beer
    2. Smell Beer - If you can smell beer go to step 3
    3. Drink Beer - If you can taste beer go to step 4
    4. You are negative for Covid-19
    I tell you I am so scared I tested my self 19 times last night.
    I am going to have to test again tonight. I may be coming down with something. I woke up with a horrible headache and my stomach is very queasy
     
    APPTiger, Jan 4, 2021
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  9. shane0911

    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village

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    I tested the shit out of myself Xmas eve and not sure what happened but I haven't even wanted a beer since. I am extremely concerned.
     
    shane0911, Jan 4, 2021
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  10. Winston1

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    Definitely Covid.....only Shane would lose his taste for beer :cool:
     
    Winston1, Jan 4, 2021
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