New Joke Thread ... it's time for one

My thoughts precisely.

 

Rapper Fitty Cent has endorsed Donald Trump. He's worried that if Biden gets elected he will become Twenty Cent.

I should have put this in FSA. It's really not funny.

 

Unsettling hell, it's one of the worst nightmares imaginable.

 

I had a Rudy Giuliani joke, but it's lost its appeal.

 

Remember it's not a fart. It's just your butt blowing kisses.

 

I am really scared about this China Virus thing. I found a new home based test for Covid- 19. They say if you have no sense of smell and taste, you have Covid. Testing protocol is below.
Home Covid -19 Screening Test

1. Open Beer
2. Smell Beer - If you can smell beer go to step 3
3. Drink Beer - If you can taste beer go to step 4
4. You are negative for Covid-19

I tell you I am so scared I tested my self 19 times last night.
I am going to have to test again tonight. I may be coming down with something. I woke up with a horrible headache and my stomach is very queasy

 

I tested the shit out of myself Xmas eve and not sure what happened but I haven't even wanted a beer since. I am extremely concerned.

 

Definitely Covid.....only Shane would lose his taste for beer