Q, Why are hurricanes named after women? A. When they come the are wet and wild and when they leave they take your house and car.
The difference between a social drinker and a socialist drinker.... The socialist drinker only drinks when someone else is paying Kid says to father, When I grow up I want to be a socialist. Father says pick one, you can't do both.
a kid's talking to a guidance counselor,.. "Johny, where do you see yourself in five years?" kid takes out phone,.. "Siri,. where do I see myself in five years?"
