New Joke Thread ... it's time for one

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  1. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    Q, Why are hurricanes named after women?
    A. When they come the are wet and wild and when they leave they take your house and car.
     
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    gynojunkie "Pooties R Us"

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    Grammar: the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
     
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    The difference between a social drinker and a socialist drinker....
    The socialist drinker only drinks when someone else is paying

    Kid says to father, When I grow up I want to be a socialist.
    Father says pick one, you can't do both.
     
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