Discussion in 'New Roundtable' started by red55, Dec 13, 2006.
A Meal For The King | Cartoon Box 202 | by FRAME …:
Don't disrespect your mother lol
I took a class in logic. I didn't quite know what that meant so I ask the professor. He asked me if I owned a weed eater. I said yes. He said if I owned a weedeater I must have a house and a lawn. I said yes.
Then he said if I had a house and a lawn I must have a wife and kids. I said yes. He said that just by asking if I owned a weedeater he knew that I was a straight man.
Later I asked my buddy if he owned a weedeater. He said he'll no. I said Dude, I didn't know you were gay
The name is a joke anyway. Tropical storm Sally is headed our way. Are we going to be hit by Long Tall Sally???????
Lay down Sally. No need to come through here.
Or you could buy Sally a brand new Mustang
Sound doesn't work. Just as well. It's rap.
A Chinese couple get back to their hotel room on their wedding night. The wife asks the husband “my love we are finally married. Anything special you want to do tonight?”
The husband responds “69”
“You want beef and broccoli?!?” Responds the wife
Last night I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall. I thought, that's a little condescending.
What did socialists use for light before they discovered candles?