New Joke Thread ... it's time for one

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  1. KyleK

    KyleK Who, me? Staff Member

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    I like it with a very hearty stew
     
  4. KyleK

    KyleK Who, me? Staff Member

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    Dude, it's an indictment on the other three, not an endorsement of Guinness (even though G is pretty damn good).
     
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    I used to like to start with a light beer, then have a guinness, and would stick with the stouts

    I had a condition, lol,.. could drink a lot of beer, could smoke a lot of weed,.. but if I was two thirds drunk, then smoked a bowl, I'd lose my cookies
     
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    Guinness IS a stew. I drink a few for dinner then follow them up with a nice bourbon.
     
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    Guinness tastes like medicine but mix a little with a regular beer for a black and tan and it's pretty good m
     
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    With the discussion on Guinness, I refer you all to the This Day in History thread.
     
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    On hearing that her elderly grandfather has just passed away, Katie goes straight to her grandparents' house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asks how her grandfather has died, her grandmother replies, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

    Horrified, Katie tells her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex will surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear. Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. It was nice, slow, and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the ding and out on the dong."

    She pauses, wipes away a tear and then continues, "And if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"
     
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