A young Arab boy asks his father “What is that strange hat you are wearing??" The father said: "Why, my son, it is a 'chechia.' In the desert it protects our heads from the intense heat of the sun.” "And what is the long flowing robe you are wearing?” asked the boy. “Oh, my son!” exclaimed the father “It is very simple. This is a 'djbellah.' As I have told you, in the desert it is not only very hot, but the sand is always blowing. My djbellah protects the entire body." The son then asked: "But Father, what about those ugly shoes you have on your feet?” "These are 'babouches' my son,” the father replied. You must understand that although the desert sands are very beautiful, they are also extremely hot. These babouches keep us from burning our feet." "So tell me then," added the boy. "Yes, my son…” "Why are we living in Birmingham and still wearing all this bollocks?
... a guy was at a busy beach, girl watching, enjoying the nice day,.. he notices his friend sitting on a log by himself looking upset,.. "what's the matter buddy, why the long face?"... "women, that's what, they totally ignore me, just aren't interested in me",.. "oh,. well, I know a trick that'll help you,. put a potato in your shorts, that'll get the girls attention" ... the next day he sees his friend again, standing alone on the beach, looking miserable,.. "what's up buddy, now what's wrong?",.. "women!.. I did what you told me, but the girls avoid me more than ever",.. "ah,. I see the problem, you're supposed to put the potato in the front"
An Alabama couple had 9 children and went to the doctor to get Bubba fixed. The doctor while happily performing the procedure asked them what made them decide to do this after they had already had 9 children. The couple replied that they had heard that 1 in 10 babies born in The US were Mexican, and since they already had 9, they didn’t want to take the chance that the 10th baby would be born Mexican because neither one of them knew how to speak Spanish.
Not so much a joke but a funny line. Watching two and a half men Alan talking to Charlie about getting a hooker Charlie : your going to need about a thousand dollars Alan: what can I get for $200 Charlie: Crabs That shit was funny
Is that the one where Alan says "She's got a pretty name?" Charlie: They all have pretty names, Alan. You'll never meet a hooker named Maude.
The therapist chick has the best lines bc she destroys Charlie. And Berta of course. Zippy still cracks me up. Then Ashton and Alan got married and that was all she wrote.
True story from the recording session of "We Are The World" (today is the anniversary of that 1985 recording session). Before they started, Stevie Wonder announced to the group that if they didn't get the song in one take, he and Ray Charles would be driving everyone home.
