New Joke Thread ... it's time for one

Discussion in 'New Roundtable' started by red55, Dec 13, 2006.

  1. shane0911

    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village

    That is exactly how it works
     
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  2. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

    Is that Alex Rodriguez? His life is going pretty good.
     
  3. LSUpride123

    LSUpride123 PureBlood

    Are you worth millions and millions Bengal?

    Did you know the richest women in the world got their wealth from divorce?
     
  4. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

    Jeff Bezo's ex got $41 billion. Probably worth it to get rid of her.
     
  5. LSUpride123

    LSUpride123 PureBlood

    Yes. But those are the outliers. Me and you not that lucky.


    I hope you arent this dense lol.
     
  6. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

    That reminds me of the time I was at the bar of a nice restaurant and was talking to a pretty black woman. She started a rant about how everything was stacked against black people and they couldn't get a break. A football game was on TV and when they put the camera on Tony Dungy I told her what about him? He's black and the coach of an NFL team and makes millions a year. She said "He's not like the rest of us." Then I mentioned Colin Powell who was born in the ghetto and rose to become secretary of state. Same answer and same answer for any other successful black person I mentioned.

    By the way she had a pretty good job at the hospital across the street from the restaurant.
     
  7. LSUpride123

    LSUpride123 PureBlood

    Do you understand you are in a "Joke" thread?


    I am being serious....
     
  8. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

    It was until you turned it serious
     
  9. LSUpride123

    LSUpride123 PureBlood

    Me?

    [​IMG]
     
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  10. fanatic

    fanatic Habitual Line Stepper

    Seems like a pretty good idea deal for him.
     
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