New Joke Thread ... it's time for one

Discussion in 'New Roundtable' started by red55, Dec 13, 2006.

  1. shane0911

    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village Staff Member

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    That is exactly how it works
     
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  2. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    Is that Alex Rodriguez? His life is going pretty good.
     
  3. LSUpride123

    LSUpride123 Boobies make everything A OK!!!

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    Are you worth millions and millions Bengal?

    Did you know the richest women in the world got their wealth from divorce?
     
  4. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    Jeff Bezo's ex got $41 billion. Probably worth it to get rid of her.
     
  5. LSUpride123

    LSUpride123 Boobies make everything A OK!!!

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    Yes. But those are the outliers. Me and you not that lucky.


    I hope you arent this dense lol.
     
  6. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    That reminds me of the time I was at the bar of a nice restaurant and was talking to a pretty black woman. She started a rant about how everything was stacked against black people and they couldn't get a break. A football game was on TV and when they put the camera on Tony Dungy I told her what about him? He's black and the coach of an NFL team and makes millions a year. She said "He's not like the rest of us." Then I mentioned Colin Powell who was born in the ghetto and rose to become secretary of state. Same answer and same answer for any other successful black person I mentioned.

    By the way she had a pretty good job at the hospital across the street from the restaurant.
     
  7. LSUpride123

    LSUpride123 Boobies make everything A OK!!!

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    Do you understand you are in a "Joke" thread?


    I am being serious....
     
  8. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    It was until you turned it serious
     
  9. LSUpride123

    LSUpride123 Boobies make everything A OK!!!

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    Me?

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  10. fanatic

    fanatic Evil Morty lives...

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    Seems like a pretty good idea deal for him.
     
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