From this month's Playboy Party jokes: A woman buys a pair of crotchless panties to surprise her boyfriend. When he gets home from work, he finds her laying in bed, spread eagle, with nothing on but her new panties. 'Come on over here, baby', she said. 'No way', said the boyfriend backing away. 'If your <slang for female genitalia> can do that to your panties, I'm not going anywhere near it'.