Damn, apparently you don't need photos to get even. You silver-tongued devil you. But seriously, I recommend you suspend all thoughts of being in PR or running for political office as you are quite blunt.
Sick bastard.. who are you @lsutiga in disguise? If I had em I'd post em just to prove that I'm right
If gravity doesn't affect them, they are not real . . . or they were mannishly tiny in the first place. If you can't handle some boob swing or some wide-load hippage, you will be very unhappy as the women in your life get older. And they will, chief. Some of them will be unhappy, too. A heavily hootered girlfriend of mine once announced in her 40's that she was undergoing a breast reduction because the weight of her breasts was hurting her back. Probably entirely true, her bra straps were cutting grooves into her shoulders. I told her to go for it, they were her boobs. As it turned out they didn't really get reduced all that much, just lifted. Turns out it wasn't the weight that bothered her after all. She didn't want to be pert, she just didn't want to be pendulous. Pert, perfect, or pendulous, they all seem effective to me.
That reminds me of the episode of Two and a Half Men where Charlie's girlfriend was going to have her boobs reduced. Charlie prayed for a miracle and it was granted right before she went in to have it done when Charlie remarked to her that when her boobs were smaller that the viewers eyes would be naturally drawn to her ample backside. She immediately changed her mind and didn't go through with it
