xmas vacation (which sucks cuz i was gonna quote that) "9 million terrorists in the world and i gotta kill the one with smaller feet than my sister."
DIE HARD!!!!! "Strange, isn't it? Each man's life touches so many other lives. When he isn't around he leaves an awful hole, doesn't he?"
it's a wonderful life. or the porn version: tits a wonderful life. "oh the weather outside is weather...."
"when life gives you lemons, just say eff the lemons and bail." you are correct, sir! please continue.
here is an easy one, but one of my favorite movies of all time, and easily my favorite non pornographic and non star wars movie scene. "But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona. VoilĂ ! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous."
v for vendetta i'll also toss a softball just because i love the quote even though it's a part of a longer monologue... "But that **** ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd."
Pulp Fiction, check this pic out, thought it was pretty funny. "You don't seem to want to accept the fact you're dealing with an expert in guerrilla warfare, with a man who's the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. In Vietnam his job was to dispose of enemy personnel. To kill! Period! Win by attrition."