The Vol humour didn't go unnoticed by me. I have been laughing so hard I couldn't reply. lol A couple of years ago Phat Phil was telling recruits that Bama would be out of business in a couple of years. Wonder what he will tell them this year? It will be interesting to see if the NCAA is sincere in their message and treat future crimes the same as they did us.
Here is a Vol Joke for you BayouTider On a tour of Florida, the Pope took a couple of days off his itinerary to visit the Florida coastline for an impromptu sightseeing trip. His 4X4 "Pope mobile" was driving along the beautiful shoreline when there was an enormous commotion heard just off the headland. They rushed to see what it was and upon approaching the scene, the Pope noticed in the water a hapless man wearing an orange Tennessee football jersey, struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25-foot shark. At that moment a speedboat containing three men wearing University of Kentucky football jerseys roared into view from around the point. Immediately, one of the men took aim and fired a harpoon into the shark's ribs, immobilizing it instantly. The other two reached out and pulled the Tennessee fan from the water and then, using long clubs, beat the shark to death. They bundled the bleeding, semi-conscious man into the boat along with the dead shark and then prepared for a hasty retreat when they heard frantic shouting from the shore. It was the Pope summoning them to the beach. After they reached shore, the Pope praised them for the rescue and said, "I give you my blessing for your brave actions. I had heard that there is bitter hatred between the people of the University of Tennessee and the University of Kentucky, but now I can see with my own eyes this is not true. I can see that your society is a truly enlightened example of true harmony and could serve as a model on which other schools could follow". He blessed them all and drove off in a cloud of dust. As he departed, the harpooner asked the others, "Who was that?" "That," one answered, "was his Holiness the Pope. He is in direct contact with God and has access to all of God's wisdom." "Well," the harpooner replied, "he doesn't know anything about shark fishing. Is the bait holding up okay or do we need to get another one?"
What's orange, 100 yards long and has 32 teeth? Front row of a Tennessee football crowd. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The "Tooth brush" was invented at UT If it had been invented anywhere else it would have been called a "Teeth brush" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
