Mo Isom to tryout for the LSU Tigers Football team

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  1. SabanFan

    SabanFan The voice of reason

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    :D She had all the right parts but the packaging was heavy duty.
     
  2. TexasTigers

    TexasTigers Are You With Me ?

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    Agreed take Nadal and have him play Serena Williams.
    See how that turns out....
     
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    LSUsupaFan Founding Member

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    Take any Male US Open qualifier. They would all beat Serena.
     
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    LSUsupaFan Founding Member

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    Martin may not be able to, but some A ball shlub who has no prayer of advanceing to the majors could.

    I remember they did some battle of the sexes thing at half time of a basketball game. Brittany Sneed vs. Wally Pontiff. Wally went down swinging on three pitches. Before the show he told his sister and I it was pre-arranged for him to strike out.
     
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    mobius481 Registered Member

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    No
     
  6. martin

    martin Banned Forever

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    i could hit on cat osterman.

    major leaguers cant hit those folks either. there was article about it grantland i think. baseball players have trained their whole careers to expect the ball to move completely different than a softball thrown underhand.

    a reasonably terrible point though, not sure what that was supposed to prove. i cant beat marion jones in a race, but that doesnt mean she should race vs men, does it?
     
  7. TexasTigers

    TexasTigers Are You With Me ?

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    I will reply to myself
    6-0, 6-0 would be the result.
     
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    martin Banned Forever

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    this should be shown to children as a lesson in how to not have any clue what you are talking about.
     
  9. martin

    martin Banned Forever

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    agreed. but she cant.

    that statement could apply to my grandma. if sh can do this, let her. she cant. whats your point?

    indeed. let her. let everyone. but she cant. she cant kick it better than the guys. in fact if she gets a legit tryout it is a tremdous disrespect to whoever's place she took, a guy who kicked bombs for 4 years in high school.

    lsu isnt a backwater school. their kickers are real monsters who boot the living **** out of it and have thousands and thousands of kicks and hours of practice under their belts.

    yes, she is pretty, and tall, i already like her better than almost everyone. but she cant kick.
     
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    years ago i read an article, some obscure Croatian guy played serena, proper rules, on a backcourt at a tournament. he beat her 6-0 6-0 without trying. he was ranked 300 or something at the time. he fell out of the rankings soon after. it was like he was playing a child. she is very very slow and hits very weakly (compared to men). she cant beat the LSU men.
     

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