1. Tranny
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  2. We probably need to cup check vball and GDF, considering their domicile.

    Which reminds me, you know how to tell the difference tween a bull and a cow?
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  3. she'd cut your hand off
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  4. No, just effeminate male
  5. a bull smiles when you milk it
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    A DEA Agent arrives at a farm and tells the farmer, "I need to inspect your property for illegal crops."

    The old farmer says "Okay, but don't go in that field over there."

    The DEA Agent says "Mister, I have the full authority of the Federal Government," reaching into his pocket and pulling out a badge, "See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish -- on any land I want. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand me???"

    The farmer nods politely and lets the agent go about his business while the farmer returns to his chores.

    Eventually, the farmer hears loud screams and sees the DEA Agent in "that field" running for his life. Close behind, the farmer's biggest and meanest bull is gaining ground on him with each step.

    The farmer throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.... "Your badge! Show him your badge!!!"
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  6. And you....? lol
  7. she'd cut my hand off too.
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  8. You MF'rs are a riot

  9. If it bleeds for a week without dying, GD right we're gonna talk about it.
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  10. You'd be lucky if that's all she cut off.
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