i am gonna need intravenous fluids for all the dehydration from these tears. famous people are worth far more than regular people.
no but some have an emotional attachment to celebs as opposed to joeblow whom they never knew anything about. not that i weep for pedophiles but some do.
the best that ever lived? that seems like a mild exaggeration. what would you rather watch: 1. barry sanders in his prime 2. nolan ryan pitch a game 3. hendrix playing voodoo chile 4. salma hayek dancing around all sexy in that tarantino movie 5. joey chestnut in the hot dog eating championships 6. norm macdonald saying anything all of those are more entertaining than michael jackson. although i will concede that the dude was funny to watch dance around, doin the moonwalk or whatever. but there are kids on the yourtubes that dace 400 times better.
yeah, before we build the memorial, lets not forget that wonderful michael jackson was an absolute freak who you shouldnt let within 100 yards of your kids.
list was good til here. norm macdonald losing his voice for life would be the only thing funny about him. ever. next you're gonna say will ferrell. at least he has his moments but still mostly unfunny. norm=no moments.
ferrell = terrible mcdonald = maybe funniest man alive jackson = homosexual pedophile (not that there is anything wrong with the homo part)
ill check out his stand-up maybe. his snl was crap. im not sure he can be much different. only bob saget can be that diverse.
I don't really put Michael Jackson's performances in the same category as sports stars. Splitting hairs? Maybe. Eating hot dogs is easy. I don't watch other people eat ridiculous amounts of them...I do it myself. Women are also in a different category and I don't really find Norm McDonald very funny. Granted I'm 26 so I wasn't really around for Elvis and such, but yes, as far as I am concerned, in a music capacity Michael Jackson was the easily the best performer and entertainer.
