Message to shane from Ramah

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  1. lsutiga

    lsutiga TF Pubic Relations

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  2. CajunlostinCali

    CajunlostinCali (-) Ion

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    Lol
     
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  3. RamahRising

    RamahRising Jedi Prophet

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    I thought she wanted me to Tin Cup her ass for her milk $$$ ... We’ll let her keep that ...

    I was bending that 1-iron with my patented ever-so-slight draw yesterday hitting a big bucket ... Did a range-finder check on the closest (3/4 swing) and furthest one ... 255 to 314 with an almost nothin east wind ...

    Playing the City Park North course (Goat ranch after Katrina) with my old HS Golf Team bud on Friday before I leave for Belize to play Conquistador and smash some of that hot young Mayan Boutte
     
  4. RamahRising

    RamahRising Jedi Prophet

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    That’s too funny ...
    Just breezed over it quick & misinterpreted it as Buddy Holley asking me to stay out of the den ...
     
  5. kcal

    kcal Founding Member

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    if a tree falls in the forest ...
     
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  6. COTiger

    COTiger 2010 Bowl Pick 'Em Champ

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    So what do you hit your driver? 400+?
     
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  7. RamahRising

    RamahRising Jedi Prophet

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    Yeah I can with club head speed @ 130 +
    but my Bert Dargie custom drivers (7 deg xxstiff shafts) get me into trouble on tight layouts and are rarely used in a round (3 or 4 drives) ... But it’s cool to smoke one and bring out a wedge on a short par 5 with an eagle tap in ... Most drives I use a 3/4 to 7/8 swing tempo and try to place my shots in the 325 - 375 range ... My paw, CaCa’s bro outdrove Andy Franks and regularly drove the par 4’s over 400 yards ... Then he’d f-ing three putt lol ... Putting is the strongest part of my game and I can take any dipshit and stop his three-putts with one lesson and increase his 50% range doubling what it is currently (in feet) ... By phone ... I am that
    f-ing good but I have a low threshold for nonsense and limit my lessons these past few years, teaching by appointment only using local facilities in NOLA area with decent putting surfaces ... I like to do English Turn (my fees paid) where the pros know me and spend 2 hours before the round in putting practice ... After an earlier eve hitting two buckets of balls ... Golf is a game of chess ... It’s mental as well as the most spastic thing you can try to make your body do ... Drinking is for the 19th hole!!!!

    So if you’re beer guzzling hacker who drinks while he plays golf to just have fun & escape his beast at home, I’m not interested in play or wasting my time giving lessons ... If you’re a bogey golfer that wants to break 80 regularly and can save alcohol until 19 th hole then I can help you ...
     
  8. COTiger

    COTiger 2010 Bowl Pick 'Em Champ

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    So why aren't you playing on the Tour instead of posting in here?
     
  9. RamahRising

    RamahRising Jedi Prophet

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    Cricket ...
    Are you f-ing kidding me ... I played ...
    Never cashed big checks ... Beat guys in High School that were future PGA Touring Pros from rich families that had SPONSORS

    Had a decent shot at Q-School at age 27! Turned pro and competed in Hogan & Nike Tour events and local PGA events while prepping for Q-school ... strained my back at age 27 before Q-school qualifiers by hitting balls 14 hrs a day like a dumbass ...

    Was shooting mid 60’s when this happened and was very close to realizing my dreams. Wasn’t a serious threat after that injury and my back still gives me problems when I hit too many balls ... But life is good and golf is something I love more than LSU football ...
     

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