"See, there are three kinds of people: dicks, pussies and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything. So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because, pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes! And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!"
He has been missing for a lot longer than a Maalox Moment. He hasn't posted on Greg's forum for a while. I never look at droppings but I think he is banned there. By the way, where is @LaSalleAve ? He hasn't posted since New Year's Day. You don't think he and CO eloped, do you?