Too good to be true????? Florida Man Performs Naked Dance at McDonald's, Has Relations With Railing June 12, 2019 A Florida man has stripped naked, did what the arresting officer described as a "strange dance" inside a McDonald's restaurant and was also seen "trying to have relations with a railing" by a witness to the bizarre incident. Prior to the disturbance, John Francis Morgan, 62, had told a Collier County Sheriff's Office deputy that he intended to go to the McDonald's in Naples, where he had been banned over a similar previous outburst, NBC 6 reported. The officer warned him not to go Read in Newsweek: https://apple.news/ArMYXDjviQv6pCbvFKP4NEg
You ever watch Brockmire? Series about a baseball play by play guy who makes outrageous comments during his broadcasts. I picked it up in season 3 where he is working for a minor league team in Florida. He makes some good comments about the Sunshine State.
Even the Chinese are affected as soon as they set foot in Florida. https://www.foxnews.com/us/michigan-woman-sea-turtle-miami-florida