Meanwhile in Florida

When did tiga move to Florida?

http://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/20...neighborhood-naked-in-rain-with-bottle-of-oil

 

"While investigating the report, another resident called reporting observing the naked male, who was reportedly aroused, standing in their driveway in heavy rain, holding a plastic bottle. The bottle contained cooking oil, according to his arrest report."
I think that is the best paragraph in this forum.

 

http://www.wfla.com/news/pinellas-c...ng-cart-from-walmart-drives-to-bar/1187495137

 

The thread that keeps on giving. Maybe my finest work ever!

 

http://nbc24.com/news/offbeat/cryst...-after-allegations-of-crystal-meth-possession

"Crystal Methvin and Douglas Nickerson have been arrested in St. Augustine, Fla. after the pair was allegedly in possession of drugs."

"Police also found a substance that tested positive for crystal meth."

Meet Crystal Meth​

 

How’d you like to go swimming with her?
http://www.rock108.com/james-patrick/2018/05/29/video-woman-shaves-legs-at-swimming-pool

 

ok thats a very shitty thing to do, you could hve at least told us she was 2 ton telly.

 

Beam me up Scotty. I got caught shooting my photon topedo.

http://www.wfla.com/news/pinellas-c...g-tells-officers-he-s-captain-kirk/1206170403

 

"Yea, and I'm NASCAR driver Dick Trickle".

 

Good to know info you can't play pocket pool at a bus stop