You couldn't make this stuff up if you tried. https://amp.tcpalm.com/amp/432210002?__twitter_impression=true
When I saw this story my first thought was. “It’s got to be Florida.” Yep. Woman marries a tree http://myfox8.com/2018/03/28/woman-marries-100-year-old-tree-to-keep-it-from-being-cut-down/
Florida woman says the wind "blew" someone else's bag of cocaine into her purse. She had no idea.... http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2018/04/florida_woman_cocaine_wind.html#incart_m-rpt-2
