Meanwhile in Florida

I've heard of having a little wood, but this is ridiculous.

 

I bought a '30 Ford wagon and we call it a woodie
(Surf City, here we come)
You know it's not very cherry, it's an oldie but a goodie
(Surf City, here we come)
Well, it ain't got a back set or a rear window
But it still gets me where I wanna go

 

Tiga has that problem every morning

 

i can pole vault out of bed.

 

Baw you can't keep yourself from rolling over

 

Wifey Batters Hubby for Throwing Her Sex Toys

http://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/20...battering-hubby-after-he-threw-sex-toy-at-her

 

Florida man sodomizes pink flamingo to death

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/florida-man-drops-down-pants-and-sodomizes-pink-flamingo-to-death/

 

I guess he prescribes to the theory that its all pink on the inside????

 

Check this headline I saw a while back:

"Florida woman earns middle-class salary selling positive pregnancy tests on Craigslist."

I mean, wow right?

This woman is pregnant so she sells urine to people who want to have a positive pregnancy test.

Here what she says:

"pregnancy tests/urine - $30

Very self-explanatory, I am 6 months and I am providing a product in which the consumer is able to purchase positive pregnancy tests or urine for your own use.

Whether you are using it for your own amusement such as a prank, or to blackmail the CEO of apple who you are having an affair with I DON’T CARE AT ALL.

This is an absolutely no questions asked the type of deal tell me what you need I provide it for monetary exchange.

I will not overcharge for the urine test but I will not be low balled either do not contact me if you are going to be cheap and difficult"

If she pees 5-10 times a day that can make her $150-300 per day.

Not bad, not bad at all.

 

As if losing to LSU this weekend wasn't enough, someone lost their pot plants...

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/st...pot-plants-20171008-story.html#nt=oft07a-2gp1