Meanwhile in Florida

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  1. HalloweenRun

    HalloweenRun I'll try to be nicer, if you try to be smarter!

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    I've heard of having a little wood, but this is ridiculous.
     
  2. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    I bought a '30 Ford wagon and we call it a woodie
    (Surf City, here we come)
    You know it's not very cherry, it's an oldie but a goodie
    (Surf City, here we come)
    Well, it ain't got a back set or a rear window
    But it still gets me where I wanna go
     
  3. shane0911

    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village Staff Member

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    Tiga has that problem every morning
     
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  4. Bayou Tiger

    Bayou Tiger Veteran Member

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    i can pole vault out of bed.
     
  5. shane0911

    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village Staff Member

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    Baw you can't keep yourself from rolling over
     
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    Bengal B Founding Member

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  8. el005639

    el005639 Err on the side of freedom

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  9. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    Check this headline I saw a while back:

    "Florida woman earns middle-class salary selling positive pregnancy tests on Craigslist."

    I mean, wow right?

    This woman is pregnant so she sells urine to people who want to have a positive pregnancy test.

    Here what she says:

    "pregnancy tests/urine - $30

    Very self-explanatory, I am 6 months and I am providing a product in which the consumer is able to purchase positive pregnancy tests or urine for your own use.

    Whether you are using it for your own amusement such as a prank, or to blackmail the CEO of apple who you are having an affair with I DON’T CARE AT ALL.

    This is an absolutely no questions asked the type of deal tell me what you need I provide it for monetary exchange.

    I will not overcharge for the urine test but I will not be low balled either do not contact me if you are going to be cheap and difficult"

    If she pees 5-10 times a day that can make her $150-300 per day.

    Not bad, not bad at all.
     
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  10. stevescookin

    stevescookin Certified Who Dat

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