Meanwhile in Florida

Florida man robs bank, gets nekkid, throws money in attempt to jump start career

http://www.newbernsj.com/zz/shareable/20170728/florida-man-robs-bank-gets-naked-and-throws-money

 

Drive in Jesus!
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/08/01/...region&WT.nav=opinion-c-col-right-region&_r=0

 

I've always felt like some cars had souls.

 

65 year old man kills girlfriend with penis

When I saw the headline my first thought was probably Florida. Yep!

http://www.allthatsnews.com/articles/society/65-year-old-man-kills-girlfriend-his-penis

 

http://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/20170814/rampage-causes-128k-in-damage-at-walmart-liquor-store

 

http://fox61.com/2017/08/13/couple-...xplosion-after-one-lights-a-cigarette-police/

 

Saw that too. I'll bet it was an exciting couple of seconds in that car.

 

http://wsvn.com/news/local/deputies-fla-woman-bites-mans-fishing-line-swims-away-with-lure/

 

Now I guess they are having a leprosy outbreak from messing around with armadillos. Who in the hell plays with an armadillo

 

Tiga. That's some nasty mfs.