Discussion in 'New Roundtable' started by shane0911, Sep 3, 2015.
Birds are protected in this lifetime. People ehh
Aint that some shit!!
Fake Florida doctor who ‘enhanced’ buttocks with cement, caulking gets 10 years for manslaughter.
From a Florida prison in November 2011, Shatarka Nuby penned a letter to the state’s health department about her cosmetically enhanced buttocks.
Her rear end had hardened and turned black, she wrote. Side effects from the years-old injections left the mother of three feeling sick. And she claimed her surgeon — Oneal Ron Morris — was the same faux cosmetic doctor that police had arrested and accused of pumping a near-lethal formula of cement, mineral oil, bathroom caulking and Fix-a-Flat tire sealant into other women’s bodies.
Her patients called her “Duchess.”
thats a pain in the .....
Lol at the fix a flat!
A zoo keeper was killed this morning in the alligator enclosure of the Naples Zoo, while he was attempting to sexually assault a 12 foot long reptile.
According to Captain Henri White, spokesman of the Naples Police Department, 24-year old Jimmy Olsen was engaged in full sexual intercourse with one of the younger reptiles, when he was surprised by one of the larger animals which attacked from behind.
The young man was caught by the throat by the alligator, who dragged him underwater and drowned him.
Jimmy Olsen’s death took place around 6:00 AM this morning, but his disappearance was noticed only an hour later by other employees. They finally discovered his dismembered body floating in the pool of the alligator enclosure around 8:30.
Jimmy Olson was Superman's friend and worked at the Daily Planet. I wonder if Clark Kent broke the story or if Lois Lane beat him to it.
I never trusted that geeky Jimmy Olson
"full intercourse with one of the younger reptiles"
makes it even worse,.. he's a pedoreptile
I was intrigued by "full sexual intercourse" I guess as opposed to "partial."
I did not have sexual relations with that reptile