Meanwhile in Florida

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  1. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

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    Birds are protected in this lifetime. People ehh
     
  2. kluke

    kluke Veteran Member

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    Aint that some shit!!
     
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  3. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    Fake Florida doctor who ‘enhanced’ buttocks with cement, caulking gets 10 years for manslaughter.


    From a Florida prison in November 2011, Shatarka Nuby penned a letter to the state’s health department about her cosmetically enhanced buttocks.

    Her rear end had hardened and turned black, she wrote. Side effects from the years-old injections left the mother of three feeling sick. And she claimed her surgeon — Oneal Ron Morris — was the same faux cosmetic doctor that police had arrested and accused of pumping a near-lethal formula of cement, mineral oil, bathroom caulking and Fix-a-Flat tire sealant into other women’s bodies.

    Her patients called her “Duchess.”

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...ears-for-manslaughter/?utm_term=.1ed16cc5eced
     
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  4. el005639

    el005639 Err on the side of freedom

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    thats a pain in the .....
     
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  5. CajunlostinCali

    CajunlostinCali The Bionic Burro

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    Lol at the fix a flat!
     
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  6. HalloweenRun

    HalloweenRun I'll try to be nicer, if you try to be smarter!

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    A zoo keeper was killed this morning in the alligator enclosure of the Naples Zoo, while he was attempting to sexually assault a 12 foot long reptile.
    According to Captain Henri White, spokesman of the Naples Police Department, 24-year old Jimmy Olsen was engaged in full sexual intercourse with one of the younger reptiles, when he was surprised by one of the larger animals which attacked from behind.

    The young man was caught by the throat by the alligator, who dragged him underwater and drowned him.

    Jimmy Olsen’s death took place around 6:00 AM this morning, but his disappearance was noticed only an hour later by other employees. They finally discovered his dismembered body floating in the pool of the alligator enclosure around 8:30.
     
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  7. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    Jimmy Olson was Superman's friend and worked at the Daily Planet. I wonder if Clark Kent broke the story or if Lois Lane beat him to it.
     
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  8. GiantDuckFan

    GiantDuckFan O the Joy

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    I never trusted that geeky Jimmy Olson
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    "full intercourse with one of the younger reptiles"
    makes it even worse,.. he's a pedoreptile
     
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  9. HalloweenRun

    HalloweenRun I'll try to be nicer, if you try to be smarter!

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    I was intrigued by "full sexual intercourse" I guess as opposed to "partial."
     
  10. GiantDuckFan

    GiantDuckFan O the Joy

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    I did not have sexual relations with that reptile
     
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