Vladimir Putin arrested at Florida supermarket http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2016/08/vladimir_putin_arrested_at_flo.html#incart_river_home
Police: Florida man attacks boyfriend with ramen noodles http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/c...nd-with-ramen-noodles/AcC05wvDx9r73hTGw02AIN/ Let the jokes begin
Florida Man Accused Of Repeatedly Sexually Assaulting Pit Bull A roommate tells police she estimates he abused the family dog 100 times. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/pit-bull-sexual-assault-charge_us_58795c93e4b09281d0eafe5c