Florida man pisses, poops in police car http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/news-columns-blogs/deadline-miami/article65798482.html
Florida man stills BMW, gets nabbed when it runs out of gas. http://www.wptv.com/news/region-mar...-out-of-gas-in-palm-city-sheriffs-office-says
Police say man entered amorous couple's room, started having sex with woman Please note: She "turned around" and noticed it was a different man.... http://www.nwfdailynews.com/article/20160325/NEWS/160329453?tc=obnetwork
There's already a Harvard on the Bayou. Could Yale at South Beach be next? http://finance.yahoo.com/news/florida-governor-urges-yale-abandon-170230356.html
Florida woman steals $2,000 in designer clothes from outlet, pees in dressing room, forgets cell phone at crime scene A Florida shoplifter took more than $2,000 of designer duds from a beachside outlet — but lost her cell phone and control of her bladder in the process. Brooke Amber Sutton was arrested Friday after an Ann Taylor outlet employee discovered several removed security tags, a cell phone and a puddle of pee in a dressing room, deputies said. http://www.nydailynews.com/news/cri...-designer-outlet-pees-floor-article-1.2518718
