Florida man dies in meth-lab explosion after lighting farts on fire GAINESVILLE, FL – A 37-year-old man is dead after his trailer home was destroyed in a meth-lab explosion, caused by him lighting up ‘blue angels’ to amuse his wife. The man’s wife was found lying naked on the couple’s front yard, reportedly still laughing. “A Blue Angel is when you put a lighter up to your butt and fart on it, making it catch on fire. It’s funny as s—,” explains the mans wife, who claims to be an expert on the subject. “Normally we go to Del Taco because of their $0.59 tacos, but we made some extra cash this week so we went to Chipotle. The farts you get from there could fill a gas chamber. I know he’s looking up from hell laughing his ass off saying it was worth it,” she says smiling through blackened teeth, apparently not caused by the fire. The woman plans on suing Chipotle, which failed to address their peppers causing a higher rate of methane in human farts. She offered a statement, “I’m not mad about my husband dying, I just got my eyebrows did and now they’re gone.” Chipotle Mexican Grill has yet to respond. http://thevalleyreport.com/2016/02/...h-lab-explosion-after-lighting-farts-on-fire/
And this, the post above is why @Bengal B worth to this forum should never be in question. How ghetto fabulous is this story? It just doesn't get any better. God bless Florida and my friend BengalB
all I know is that if I would have been caught, I would have hoofed it out of there knowing he was in wal mart, the big question I have is did he have the cart before the horse?
http://www.local10.com/news/man-arr...for-joyride-on-the-seven-mile-bridge-02-16-16 old man took his tractor/backhoe onto the everglades hwy 75 for an hour and a half dropping boulders all over the roadway when I heard this story on tv, they said the man was pissed about how people drove too fast on this hwy, although the written story says he was just joy riding
This has got to be BS, right? No way this really happened. I'm sure someone died in a meth lab explosion, but his ole ladies comments just seem over the top.
You buzzkill. A quick search indeed confirms that it is a hoax. Now the chi is all messed up again and we need someone in Florida to do something stupid. We shouldn't have to wait very long.
