Not Florida, but..... http://www.wcti12.com/news/police-man-urinated-in-walmart-while-stuffing-trout-down-pants/37964456 You know, there is a lot wrong with this. A lot!
Better than a brown trout. Like I said, there is so much wrong with that story. Pity the person that wrote the headline.
Florida man masturbates with stuffed horse in Wal-Mart http://firsttoknow.com/making-love-to-stuffed-horse/