Does the state match your 401K 117 and a half percent? Do you get 4 weeks vacation and 8 holidays? Do you have free long and short term disability insurance? Does the State pay over half the premium for Medical including vision and dental? Does your job classification pay EVER reach 6 figures? Does the state fly you 1st class on international business trips? I didn't think so.
I have a pension that I have paid $105,000 dollars into. I will get every penny of that back in 18 months after retirement and continue to draw 6K/month for the rest of my natural born days at zero risk to me. But I won't get Social Security. 5 weeks and 10 holidays. And 1 more for Inauguration Day every four years. Nope, mine costs me $31 a month. I'm so jealous . . . The state pays two thirds, I pay one-third for lavish Blue Cross medical benefits, $139/month. The LSU dental plan costs me 22 bucks a month. I ain't Civil Service. I hold an unclassified position with no theoretical limit. In practical terms, I get Associate Professor pay which does reach 6 figures . . . when you're good. But it is about 20% less than my industry colleagues. That is my point . . . lower salary but generous benefits. That's a perk, not a benefit. My perks . . . no surcharges for LSU season tickets. I will pay no state income tax on state pension income. Library, email and other faculty privileges for life. Staff discounts in the bookstore. I rarely have to wear a jacket and tie. I do not have to pee in a bottle. 17,000 young girls in short pants decorate my work environment.
No peeing in a bottle would be worth a ten thousand dollar cut in pay. I would work for free every Friday not to have to pee in a bottle or have my hair clipped. I have been taking piss test for22 years and hair test for the last ten. There is no way to beat the hair test. I don't care what the ads say on the Internet. We lost another hand to a hairtest last week and he washed his hair with a special shampoo from a head shop at lsu. No pee test! You dog! Rub it in! Damn! I wish we had a bang your head aginst the wall emotioncon. It sucks to be me about now.
that is pretty awesome. of all the things in the world, this is the thing i am least likely to get tired of. basically everything else becomes routine after a while. but never hot young chicks. my capacity to be pleased by them is endless.
The rest of that chit is meaningless. This is a REAL BENEFIT. Not only does it never get old, it auto renews, never ages, can’t be taxed, and can’t be taken away. See this is where Obama messed up; he gave us health benefits rather than 17,000 Young Girls in Shorts benefits.:rofl:
so you clowns are all the way down to comparing the size of your flaccid 401ks. You ****s have finally reached the end of the internets. it's about gd time. and before it's taxed.
soon to be inverted if not already. this is about money you ****ers. no more crossing/rattling sabres. thank you captain obvious. also lasalle likes weed and Rex would do Ron paul thru his depends.
