Mardi Gras Plans

lmao.

No mo goats here but that guy's a genie, can't photograph that.

 

Next year, this is how I want to ROLL....with the "Laissez boyz"

 

Right you were. When I noticed something they were turning the lights on in bars. We hopped back and forth tween a few on that strip.

We even managed to get his guest on stage and pose with the French Band for pics. They stopped between songs for her to get between the acordian and base player. This morning we jumped the ride route in two places and got ahead of them at a stop to throw chickens for the riders to catch. Sensation and Co. opted not to chunk any but were literally in the thick of it. Chickens running by with riders chasing them afoot.

I didn't take pictures but Sensation has some that would give you pause. Dudes flipping in the mud and water with beer in hand @ 9:00 this morning. One crawled through a culvert barely big enough for him to fit in and very little air space due to water in ditch. Came out 10 yards down gasping for air.


They're headed home but we really had a good time.

 

Getting me to leave is the real trick.

 

Post'em if ya got'em.

 

Well for the band to let her go up and stand with 'em you know she's not ugly.

 

It was a pleasure. Enjoyed both you guys.

Wish it would have been a typical year with weather not cutting the crowd to 1/3 of normal. Maybe next year we can open this field trip up to the forum. I won't give out your room, there is a hotel in a nearby town that has plenty of rooms. We can stage at my place to cook, drink and shyt.

Important we be clear about one thing here. We went "Looking" for rabbits and only brought the shotgun in case we saw any yotes, varmin, etc. It's illegal to shoot rabbits at night in Louisiana.

Funny as shit that Sensa thought the skunk was a meer cat. I did shoot it cause they will eat chickens. They'll actually only eat the heads off of them. The first shot I hit it but it was waggling and suffering so the second shot was to put it out of its misery but I missed. I'm holding the shotgun, spotlight, and driving- not to mention 3 sheets into the wind and 1 in the morning. The third shot I decided to take a chance and get close enough to ensure a kill shot. He has it on video, it's clear by the spotlight that I'm struggling.

I thought about that yesterday. How many strangers did I tell, "It's Mardi Gras, EVERYBODY gets laid."

The ones I scrambled for her were the actual ones she'd picked from the coop. Yours really were store-bought. Given your circumstance, I wasn't lying to you and you were lucky cause we only had 3.

To those wondering, Sensa will screw anything with a pulse but was worried about his "sunny side up" eggs being they weren't pen-raised layers and were allowed open range. Not an unusual concern but just to clarify.

Oh and the guy that went through that culvert ended up getting "Best Al-Around Mardi Gras." Not sure if it's still the MO but the person who receives that award was automatically tapped to be a Co-Captain the next year.

 

Seriously??? Why not? This thread has been a blast for people like me that can't be there.