Man says God will save him from Lions

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  1. bayareatiger

    bayareatiger If it's too loud YOU'RE TOO OLD

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    that lion's faith WAS respected.
     
  2. TigerFan23

    TigerFan23 USMC Tiger

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    Well played. Love the sig, by the way!
     
  3. Bengal Buddy

    Bengal Buddy Founding Member

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    God gave us zoo officials who put the lions in a cage to protect us.
     
  4. CParso

    CParso Founding Member

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    I thought Zoo's gave us those... but what do I know.
     
  5. Nutriaitch

    Nutriaitch Fear the Buoy

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    God just helped save the human race. Weed out the stupid people to prevent them from reproducing.
     
  6. red55

    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

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    "Natural selection" Darwin called it.
     
  7. OkieTigerTK

    OkieTigerTK Tornado Alley

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    That's a helluva way to find out you're wrong about something!
     
  8. MCab

    MCab Founding Member

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    Seriously, this is going to start a whole new trend in the Church. Soon, churches in the backwoods will be buying large felines to have "Lion Handling" services.
     

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