Man says God will save him from Lions

Discussion in 'Free Speech Alley' started by CParso, Jun 7, 2006.

  1. bayareatiger

    bayareatiger If it's too loud YOU'RE TOO OLD

    that lion's faith WAS respected.
     
  2. TigerFan23

    TigerFan23 USMC Tiger

    Well played. Love the sig, by the way!
     
  3. Bengal Buddy

    Bengal Buddy Founding Member

    God gave us zoo officials who put the lions in a cage to protect us.
     
  4. CParso

    CParso Founding Member

    I thought Zoo's gave us those... but what do I know.
     
  5. Nutriaitch

    Nutriaitch Fear the Buoy

    God just helped save the human race. Weed out the stupid people to prevent them from reproducing.
     
  6. red55

    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

    "Natural selection" Darwin called it.
     
  7. OkieTigerTK

    OkieTigerTK Tornado Alley

    That's a helluva way to find out you're wrong about something!
     
  8. MCab

    MCab Founding Member

    Seriously, this is going to start a whole new trend in the Church. Soon, churches in the backwoods will be buying large felines to have "Lion Handling" services.
     

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