1. well unless you are a virgin you are naive.
  2. Nope - not a virgin. Not since 1967.

    Naive? Don't think so. Been around a bit over the past 60 years.

    Maybe I've lived this long and this well because I've been careful - if not judicious in my relationships - even the one nighters.

    Some of my best times were with crazy women - but none crazier than me.