It went down in my front yard last week. My neighbor who is white, fat, and 56 has been porking this little 22 year old black chic. Apparently she has been getting paid for doing web cam sex shows and thought she would "perform" from his bedroom. Things broke down when she told him he couldn't watch and locked him out of his own bedroom. Windows got broken, she took a hammer to his truck so he took one to all of her windows. She retaliated by slamming her blazer into his truck and then into his boat which happened to be parked behind my truck. Needless to say my battle wagon has another battle scar. There were also punches thrown and landed as well as spit in the face but no charges filed.
My only regret is that I was in Utah and missed it. Everyone else on the block was outside watching and I had play by play from the other neighbors
Lol I wouldn't touch that lil hooker with @tirk 's Johnson. The phrase "you dont know where it's been" has never been more relevant
