Tell us how you really feel about Longhorn Mc-Conn-A-Gay ... I’ll bet you have a poster of him in your room ... Fess up

Dude, I don't watch espn. I realize it wasn't going out on a limb to make that assumption though.

Don’t quit your day job. Dude, you try too hard. Let the game come to you, Frosh.

I ain’t wired that way ... You need a lil more blood in your Scotch Stream ... Where are those pics Don ... Everybody has a bad week ... Dust yourself off and spill em out

I watched a guy dump $6300 on Nebraska -4 at Scarlett Pearl in Biloxi ...

I made him wait while I got my $550 tickets and we talked ... He sold me on Nebraska

That’s all I got this week ... Eyes on Prize

He’ll be there ... Saying ...

My gun is my tool, Shane; no better or no worse than any other tool: an axe, a shovel or anything. My gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that.

JUST CONFIRMED ... OSU game Announcers stated Matthew McConaughey will be doing a strip tease for Shane and Lee Corso in ORANGE COVERALLS

Please TMI my eyes my eyes

I'm wondering how someone could be that fucking stupid