Pay him $21,000 and call it good; point out that next October (having no other obligations or distractions) O can get first dibs on Opening Day of squirrel season.

Ed Orgeron will be the Crown Prince of Panama City Beach next year

Collection of players, no pulse.

I could have sworn I saw Woodward hand an assistant the draft of O's resignation letter.

"Not only am I gonna fire the mofo I am gonna put ketchup in his gumbo"

is he fired yet.

This!
He has lost this team. Hope Woodward has an ace up his sleeve.

I thought Orgeron would be fired by now?

Fortunately, I didn't pay much attention to the game because Plano Senior Homecoming is next weekend, so with Texas being Texas, my daughter's date's mom and I were making the mum and garter at my house until after midnight.

The game was merely on in the background and, frankly, didn't surprise me.

The most disappointing part of the evening was pounds of glitter being all over my kitchen and breakfast area and watching A & M beat Bama. Insufferable bastards, every one of them.

Would I be right saying you are not an Aggie fan? Sorry couldn't help it.

Ha! You know it.

I would pull for Satan if he were playing the Aggies.