The older one gets, the more expensive that nice young(er) trim does, too. Take your monitor out of your window. Steve's a sic phucker. You know anyone else who walks around with a spatula in his pants? If you need a place to stay for the Bama game, holla. I can put up you and another, maybe two.
Actually, a spatula is not a great choice to stuff down next to your johnson; I can see problems during auto accidents, rear-enders, airbag deployments, etc., leading to catastrophic unmanning, if you get my drift. Not to mention, but a sweet potato is a better choice--so long as it's placed toward the front rather than toward the back! And, after all that marinating, cut the potato into steak fries size and drop it in the deep fryer for just a sec. Eating beats doing nothing, especially if you're not getting any other action.....
Umm...wow. Just wow. To think that a person would stuff a spatula AND a salami in his pants when he already has "other goods" in there.
A blonde walks into a bar with a salami under one arm and a poodle under the other. The bartender says, "I guess you won't be needing a drink." The blonde says...
