I hear they are going to extend halftime a bit to give the GBFTL more time to play and the coaches time to change...
Funny thing it takes someone much older than you to have changed our diapers, good thing we have people older, tougher and more experienced than we youngers to take care of us ugh?
And you'll soon need somebody much younger to wipe yours. You enter the world helpless and leave it the same way. Hopefully a hot nurse when you exit stage left.