It was the dumbest thing I could come up with without being an insult! I agree though, the shirt I posted was gross yet still, a garment that can be cherished over your first choice which, is a dumpster fire. I LOVE Hawaiian shirts but I won't settle for just any one. Classic patterns are hard to beat by anything. Hawaiian shirts are cut and dry whereas the patterns at the buttons must match. Same where the pocket is overlaid. Your first choice is a clear example of that breakdown in approach. Between your two and my one, your second is the safest choice.