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TylerDurden Freshman

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Originally posted by DDTigerFan
Here's a good one...

Tyler called us Turkeys
What the hell is wrong with him?!?
Gobble Gobble, beat the hell out of Eli
I hate Ole Miss

Damn I'm good at these.
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Double D the rabid tiger fan
Went to see lsu play in the conference south
The last 2 games lsu lost woefully
This sent double d reeling and foaming at the mouth

These are sort of fun.

TylerDurden, Nov 21, 2003

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DDTigerFan Back from the Dead

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Haha, good one Tyler. You're definitely the best Reb fan here this week.

DDTigerFan, Nov 21, 2003

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Re: Dr. Seuss is a Tiger

Originally posted by tigermojo
The Sooners or Trojans or Buckeyes must wait,
For next it’s the Rebels who are Tigerbait.
Eli, meet Marcus and Travis and Chad,
So much for your Heisman, now don’t look so sad.
You’ll pass and you’ll pass and you’ll run around fast,
But mostly you’ll find yourself flat on your ass.

From the Grove to the Square how your faithful will cry,
“Oh Archie where art thou?” to the darkening sky,
But God, is a Tiger, or didn’t you know,
His robes are all purple and his shoes are all gold.
“Hey Fightin’ Tiger” is the song in His heart,
And He knows the best football is played after dark.
He likes a good gumbo with a really thick roux,
The kind you can find at the Krewe of Ragoo.
So save all your prayers, you rebel retards,
God’s watching a touchdown by Alley Broussard.

Oh Rebels, once proud, with your loud hotty tot!
Seems a shame you lack even a sideline mascot.
But really, no really what good would it do,
Your mascot, like God would just cheer L-S-U.
So I leave you to ponder your upcoming defeat,
At the hands of a champion, one of football’s elite,
Take heart in the thought that you gave us a fight,
Then slink back to the mediocrity that is your birthright.
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Good poetic smack if I've ever seen it. I can't match it. Plus I'm still at work and I'll never get to the game if I don't get out of here soon.
Good luck to all tomorrow.
Layta

TylerDurden, Nov 21, 2003

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Cajun_Bengal Founding Member

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Hickory Dickory Dock
The Tigers ran out the clock
The clock struck zero
Eli's no longer a hero
Hickory Dickory Dock

Cajun_Bengal, Nov 21, 2003

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Re: Re: LSU dissed Dr. Seuss style

You are quite right!

After the Tigas dispose of Ole Mess and the piggies, they will play in Hot Lanta!

That is indeed 3 opponents (before the Sugar Bowl).

GEAUX TIGERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Originally posted by TylerDurden
Let me try this:

Tigers ramble on and on of NC dreams
No BCS love for them, what a theft
Did it occur to anyone who cared
That the Tigers have 3 opponents left?
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NOMAD, Nov 21, 2003

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The Only song we'll be singin tomorrow is

WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
of the west

Sourdoughman, Nov 21, 2003

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Re: Dr. Seuss is a Tiger

Originally posted by tigermojo
The Sooners or Trojans or Buckeyes must wait,
For next it’s the Rebels who are Tigerbait.
Eli, meet Marcus and Travis and Chad,
So much for your Heisman, now don’t look so sad.
You’ll pass and you’ll pass and you’ll run around fast,
But mostly you’ll find yourself flat on your ass.

From the Grove to the Square how your faithful will cry,
“Oh Archie where art thou?” to the darkening sky,
But God, is a Tiger, or didn’t you know,
His robes are all purple and his shoes are all gold.
“Hey Fightin’ Tiger” is the song in His heart,
And He knows the best football is played after dark.
He likes a good gumbo with a really thick roux,
The kind you can find at the Krewe of Ragoo.
So save all your prayers, you rebel retards,
God’s watching a touchdown by Alley Broussard.

Oh Rebels, once proud, with your loud hotty tot!
Seems a shame you lack even a sideline mascot.
But really, no really what good would it do,
Your mascot, like God would just cheer L-S-U.
So I leave you to ponder your upcoming defeat,
At the hands of a champion, one of football’s elite,
Take heart in the thought that you gave us a fight,
Then slink back to the mediocrity that is your birthright.
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Nice

Ectopic Tiger, Nov 21, 2003

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Thanks. Beats working.

tigermojo, Nov 21, 2003

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There once was a redhead from Drew
Who cried due to ole LSU
So he planted his seed
To avenge that bad deed
but his offspring got their ass kicked too!

SabanFan, Nov 21, 2003

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The cat in the hat
In Oxford were at

To play LSU
Was something to view

There came a young man
And most were a fan

Manning was his name
And he played a great game

The tigers were mistified
When they saw rebel pride

They thought we would score none
And were sad when we won

All thoughts of playing in the Sugar bowl
Were lost with the victory we stole

The team that lost
Had to accept the cost

And for all and for each
Accept the bowl Peach

Many times they'll remember
That day in November

When a scrappy bunch
Ate their lunch

And the boys wearing red
Put the tigers to bed

With tears in their eyes
The bayou boys realize

That Ole Miss is the best
In the SEC's west

Johnnyreb, Nov 21, 2003

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