A native of Chalmette (see Yat). Weese, Ole Piss's QB was also from Chalmette. And, Dalmation might have fit just as well. As I said, she was a blind date. Unfortunately, I could see.
Maybe you should have had a seeing eye dog before you got a date with a dog. I learned early that accepting a blind date was risky at best and setting up one of your pals with a blind date could be dangerous. In my freshman year at LSU after having a few good dates and a few blind dates I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy I started dating a very attractive girl from the frozen tundra of Shreveport, After we had gone out 6 or 7 times we were hitting it off very well. One Saturday morning before we were going out that night she informed me that she wouldn't be able to go because her roomate didn't have a date unless I got her one. I had never met the roomate and being young I hadn't yet learned the extent that women will lie so I accepted her discription of the roomates physical attributes and was able to set up a blind date for her with the 5th or 6th guy I called. The roomate wouldn't have beaten Freddy Kruger in an ugly contest but she would have beaten the point spread. We went to a bar and when the two ladies excused themselves to "go powder their noses" my buddy, who was on the LSU wrestling team and pretty strong punched me on my arm and left me with a bruise that stayed there for 3 weeks. He said "Thats for getting me a date with a pig!" He eventually walked out when nobody was looking and of course in my girlfriends eyes it was all my fault.
A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing-eye dog. The dog lifts his leg and pees on the blind man's leg. The blind man leans down and pats the dog gently on the head. A bystander remarks: "you must really love your dog." The blind guy says "I just want to see which end is which so I can kick him in the a$$."
