Somebody went to a whore house looked in the trash can full of jizzed filled rubbers and said there is a freaking gold mine right there.
Sooner of later, geologists will strike a rich vein of latex in Sri Lanka or somewhere and this condom nightmare will end.
i just learned that there exists a hybrid bear of polar and grizzly and it is in fact called a pizzly bear
There are 2 planes that follow Air Force 1 everywhere it goes and are always nearby when the president's plane is on the ground. They are called the Doomsday planes. They are fast enough to outrun the effects of a ground level nuclear blast.
December 8th was Pretend to be a Time Traveler Day https://www.timeanddate.com/holidays/fun/pretend-to-be-a-time-traveler-day
Deep down in Louisiana close to New Orleans Way back up in the woods among the evergreens There stood a log cabin made of earth and wood Where lived a country boy named Johnny B. Goode Chuck Berry originally wrote and sang the lyric as Where lived a colored boy named Johnny B Goode