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  1. shane0911

    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village Staff Member

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    One of the 1st lessons I learned was to never trust a fart
     
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  2. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    Thomas Jefferson invented the swivel chair.
     
  3. mctiger

    mctiger closet claustrophic Staff Member

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    That's like America making Bin Laden a citizen. I mean, Godzilla destroyed Tokyo how many times?
     
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    mctiger closet claustrophic Staff Member

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    Heard this on the radio this morning....the chance of the same person winning both the Powerball and Mega Millions jackpots this weekend are one in 80 quadrillion. Thats 80,000,000,000,000,000 to 1.
     
  5. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    That's all! I'm going to buy another ticket for each.
     
  6. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    The average person grows 590 miles of hair in a lifetime.
     
  7. fanatic

    fanatic Evil Morty lives...

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    So, you say there's a chance?
     
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  8. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    All I am saying, is give me a chance.
     
  9. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    I didn't win the Mega Millions. The good news is that now my odds are much lower for the Powerball.
     
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    The only number ever retired in the National Hockey League is Wayne Gretzky's 99.
     

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