Ahhhh, so you could basically hide from her by standing right in front of her.

Tits are tits. I never worry if they don't have 20/20 vision, because I don't require boobs in my presence to have good "eyesight."

Even cross-eyed boobies get my vote.....

Start a list here (_________) of all the boobies that you didn't like!

My bet? It'll be a very short list.

I have no idea how good her eyesight is, I was talking about her nipples.

I think it would have no names on it at all.

Me thinks your mom's.

Well yeah, that is sort of a given, didn't even think about that. Boobs are in 2 categories, those you've seen and those you haven't.

Too that I offer subcats:
Seen and wanted
Seen and unwanted
Unseen and wanted
Unseen and unwanted

There is a thesis paper on predictive social analytics to be written here however Im just way too lazy.

http://outkickthecoverage.com/the-ten-dumbest-fan-bases-in-america-1-the-alabama-crimson-tide.php

Oh I hear ya, but Im sticking with thoes ive seen and thoes I havent.

That would be funny if it wasn't so true. It is sad really.

That is a masterpiece.