A guy went to Tuscaloosa and picked up one of those new Mercedes. He was testing it out in the parking lot, turned on the radio and nothing happened. Furious, he demanded to see the sales manager, and told him "When I buy a $50,000 car I expect the dang radio to work." The sales manager explained to him that the radio had been programmed to his voice and all he had to do was tell the radio what he wanted to hear. He got back into the car and said "Country music," and old Willie Nelson started singing. "Rock and roll," he exclaimed, and immediately Elvis started crooning. "Easy listening," he remarked, and all at once it sounded like he was in an elevator. He was relaxed, driving up I-59 to Birmingham, and listening to smooth sounds. Then a pickup truck with two good ole boys almost ran him off the road. "Stupid rednecks!" he screamed. The radio immediately blurted out, "TOUCHdooooooooown AllaBAAAAAAAmaaa!!!!"
What did the Louisiana sheriff say about the alabama football player who had been shot 15 times? Worst cause of suicide i have ever seen
What do you say to a bama chick that has two black eyes? Nothing, her husband already told her twice.. :helmet:
A woman walks into an Alabama welfare office. Following behind her is her 15 kids. Social Worker: Can I help you? Woman: Yeah. I need food stamps. Social Worker: Are all of those kids yours? Woman: Yep. They sure are! Social Worker: Ok, now I am going to need the names of all 15 kids. Woman: Oh, that's easy. They are all named Leroy. Social Worker: You named them all Leroy???? Woman: Yep. It makes it easier on me. When it is time for bed, all I have to do is yell " LEROY, Time for bed!" and then they all go to bed. It is the smartest idea I ever had. Social Worker: What if you want just one of the kids? Woman: Oh, that's easy. I just call them by their last name. :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:
