You must be from Alabama if: Your 14 y/o smokes around her children... If your car and its motor are more than 10 ft. apart.... If 3 generations of women in your family are breast feeding at the same time... need any more?
was in the grocery store yesterday and it smelled like mothballs.... i guess it was all the Alabama T- shirts that have been in storage all these years.
Damn, I didn't realize Bama never had one. Thats pretty crappy with all that tradition they USED to have.
Maybe they can vote themselves a "People's Heisman".... wait, that's over at the other trailer park! :hihi:
A boy, his mom, and his sister are all walking together through the mall one day while the man of the family is off in another part of the mall. They're all LSU fans but the boy looks over to a sporting goods store and sees an Alabama jersey hanging in the window. The boy loves the crimson shirt and tells his sister, "sis, I think I want to be an Alabama fan, will you buy me that jersey?" His sister reaches down and slaps the sh*t out of him and says "you better talk to momma about that". So the boy goes to his mother and asks, "momma, I've decided to be a Bama fan, will you be me an Alabama jersey?" The mom reaches down and slaps the sh*t out of him and says "you better talk to your paw about that". So when the family catches up with the father the boy goes up to him and says "paw, I want to be an Alabama fan, will you buy me a Bama jersey?" The father reaches down and slaps the sh*t out of him and says "now you think about that on the ride home". That night at dinner the father asks his son, "boy, do you have any thoughts about what happened at the mall today?" and the boy says, "actually paw I do, I've only been a Bama fan for a few hours and I already hate you LSU f*#@ers." Roll Tide cajuns.
