You are free to prove me wrong any time you like.

But "Russia" is all on your brain.

Love on the brain maybe, Rihanna is hot and that song is awesome.

Theme from From Russia with Love?

at this point are there any facts that the left and right can agree on other than water is wet

Are you sure it’s wet? What do Hannity and Madow say? Doubt they’d agree on that.

I disagree! There are many things that repel water. If you want things to get wet you need a wetting agent. Like soap. I have the solution. Vote for me!

You aren't in the shower are you? Not that there's anything wrong with that.

No. The shower is the one place in the bathroom that I will not read and post from.

Do they make waterproof phones and tablets?

Would or wouldn’t water be wet? Does it matter?