What's the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and an alabama cheerleader with diarrhea? The oyster shucker shucks between fits.
Not an Alabama joke but in the same vein as your play on words: Q. Whats the difference between a tribe of pigmys and a womens track team? A. The tribe of pigmys are a cunning bunch of runts.
Not all of Alabama is like that, haha. I live in Huntsville and its not anything like that, and we (normal, intelligent alabama folk) Make fun of red necks.