Les and Jimbo's Conservatism

It's most fitting that HeeHaw found it's way into this thread.:hihi:

 

You seem to be slipping more and more into dementia...if you ask nicely we'll get the nursing home to change your medication the same time they change your sh*t filled Depends. That way you and your roomate, the "voice of hysteria" may finally grasp reality. Hold on Ol' Ramah and others of your ilk... one of the best seasons in LSU football history will soon be over and you'll finally be able to find something else to complain about. :dis:

 

WHY DO LSU FANS HAVE TO WATCH AN IMPOTENT OFFENSE STRUGGLE EVERY WEEK? "THE LSU FB PROGRAM" is much too good to have to settle for this. No let up and no acceptance until LSU starts stomping mudholes in teams like Apple State, Ole Piss, Arkansas etc and scoring points "up to their potential" ... and that's 40+ per game.

ALL YOU "MEATY-OKRA CONTENT SETTLING FOR LESS" CLOWNS CAN KISS MY ENTIRE ARSE. YOU GOT A CHICKEN CHOKER FOR A HEAD COACH WHO GAVE AWAY A NC SHOT AGAINST TENNESSEE WITH SHEER STUPIDITY AND CANNOT FIND A VERTICAL PASSING GAME WITH THE FINEST WR CORPS IN AMERICA ... EVEN WITH A QB HITTING A 62% COMPLETION RATE.

~U~N~F~O~R~G~I~V~E~N~ & ~U~N~A~C~C~E~P~T~A~B~L~E~

This team has arguably the best talent in America with suckass coaching and playcalling behind it resulting in subpar scoring output and too many close games that could have been easily won ... WHETHER YOU CARE TO ADMIT IT OR NOT ... LSU should be toasting teams alive ... easily scoring 40+ per game.

Just watch Ole Piss ... a 17 point dog ... coached by that "fat tubbochit Jr" Orgeron ... a Tubberville wannabee ... take LSU to the wire in a close game ... and I ain't been wrong yet this year about LSU. And when it happens, LSU gets to take it up the tuckus in the polls as usual.

Ever wonder why one-loss Miami is ahead of us in the polls with LSU playing so many ranked teams this year? :dis:

Ever wonder why we have to read tripe from sportswriters about impotent SEC offenses?

http://sports.yahoo.com/ncaaf/news;...esYcvrYF?slug=cnnsi-test&prov=cnnsi&type=lgns

"Thirty Point" years are no longer acceptable with the talent on board. It's time for LSU to take a step up ... offensively ... or fall into the second tier of teams NATIONALLY ... that's behind the Texas & USC's who are scoring 50+ per game and often score well over 60+.

It's too late in the season to see this silly **** on the field! I'm fed up with it!

Stomp Ole Miss & Arkansas and score 40+ ... or get a guy in here with a nutsack on him that can establish a vertical passing game and score TDs.

http://web1.ncaa.org/d1mfb/natlRank.jsp?div=4&rpt=IA_teamtotoff&site=org

LSU ranked 51st in Total Offense ... THAT'S BULL****! ... Look who's #1/#2

http://web1.ncaa.org/d1mfb/natlRank.jsp?div=4&rpt=IA_teamscoroff&site=org

LSU ranked 39th in Scoring Offense ... THAT'S BULL****! ... Look who's #1/#2 with a 20 point per game difference ... Texas is scoring 50 a game with USC on their heels

http://web1.ncaa.org/d1mfb/natlRank.jsp?div=4&rpt=IA_teamrush&site=org

Rushing Offense ... LSU is 59th ... :dis: ... solely because LSU's vertical passing game is "IMPOTENT"

http://web1.ncaa.org/d1mfb/natlRank.jsp?div=4&rpt=IA_teampass&site=org

Passing Offense ... LSU is 39th ... :dis:

Yuppppppppppppper! THOSE "DUMB & DUMBER FULL TIME RAH-RAH BAND WAGONEERS" can be content all you want with close game wins and LSU's single loss thus far ... I say it's high time LSU finds an offense that can score up to it's potential ... whether that means changing QB personnel or not ... hey, if you're too friggin' slow on the playbook and you can't lead the team to scores or success in vertical passing (that opens up the run lanes) ... sit your ass on the pine until you find sufficient motivation to do so ... that means JR.

LSU is a second tier team behind USC & Texas this year ... FACT! And, what's sad ... is that there's no ****ing valid reason or excuse for it!

 

:hihi: :hihi: :hihi: I like that one :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

 

Muahahahahahaahahahahhahaha ... just a ole blind cartoon character happy to settle for LESS ... not me! Buckle up tight for the Ole Miss & Arkansas games, Red ... and remember that 70-0 pasting USC put on Arkansas while you're watching an LSU offense sputter and struggle to win close games because of limp-dick LSU offensive playcalling.

 

Speaking of having to read tripe...:dis: :dis:

You've been holding your tongue all year because your dire predictions about LSU post Saban failed to materialize. So now, this is what you decide to come up with? You are pitiful man. F*cking pitiful. It's funny when you make up all that crap about yourself. Go back to that, please.

 

Then go pull for USC you stupid sack of sh*t.