Lawyer jokes

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  1. wjray

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    @KyleK That was awesome. I sincerely hope it's true.
     
  2. KyleK

    KyleK Who, me? Staff Member

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    @wjray Very cool. This tag feature will save a lot of unnecessary "replies" that clutter up the forum. Yeah, I hope it is true too. I can only imagine the look on that atty's face.
     
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    @KyleK Yeah, I think the tag will definitely lessen the clutter.

    You know, I've asked some really dumb questions on the record myself. Most frequently, they're asked in depositions and I almost always warn the person being deposed that I'm going to ask some questions that seem dumb but I have to get their answers on the record and most seem to understand that. Then in court, in the middle of hearing or trial, it's so easy to get caught up in the gotcha game that you set yourself up to look like a fool. I've done that too.

    Speaking of depositions, here are a couple that are hilarious but not at all the norm:



     
  4. KyleK

    KyleK Who, me? Staff Member

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    Old lawyers never die. They just lose their appeal.
     
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    Bengal B Founding Member

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    Justice moves with all due deliberation. Its practitioners bill by the hour.
     
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    That's a good joke that can be used for a lot of occasions. The first time i heard it was at our company retreat get together. It was pretty much the exact same story but the punch line was "Ah yes, but then you were a prospect, now you're a customer".
     

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