Karl Rove scandal starting to break open

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  1. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

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    jon stewart is nothing more than the village idiot who somehow convinces some of his idiot followers that he's a moderate. Not sure how people actually believe this.

    george carlin did this for years claiming not to be a liberal as well yet he was light-years smarter than this tool. he simply isn't very funny to me and his shtick/agenda is rather transparent.

    i read a good article on him awhile back explaining it all. it summed him up pretty well. i'll see if i can dig it up.
     
  2. martin

    martin Banned Forever

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    the daily show is really a great show when the reporters do stories, but when stewart comments, you can tell he wants a little more respect than he deserves.

    also there is no question he is partisan. thats fine, but i believe he pretends he isnt, which is alo ok, but he is real self-serving and has a holier than thou attitude.

    people really worship him for saying the obvious as well as shifting the blame for people being stupid from the people to the media.
     
  3. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

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    Stewart’s “Moderate” Humor

    Many right-wingers I know can’t stomach Jon Stewart, and I don’t blame them for that, but I am more than happy to proclaim that I think this guy is extremely funny. Recently the little giant from New York City descended upon my own po-dunk Columbus, Ohio, where he proved out his comic genius to a devoted audience. He was hilarious from start to finish and had me slapping my knee more than once, even at the bits that ran counter to my own religious and political worldview. The man is naturally funny, a rapid-fire wit, as evidenced by his reactions to the periodic shouters in the audience. He handled them all well, with the good-humored spontaneity and personal charm of a true master.

    Admittedly, an hour-plus of being the only conservative (or so it seemed) in a packed house of liberals was a little disconcerting, but I wasn’t about to let it bother me, at least not for the moment: I amply enjoyed the show and let his worst anti-right digs sail right past me. Jon Stewart has been proclaimed by some as not merely a comic genius, but a political one—“bravely battling pomposity and misinformation,” gushed Newsweek—but really, his shtick is tried-and-true fare long perfected by other liberal comedians who came before him, and it goes something like this: “Bash yourself, bash the right, bash yourself again, find a little something to bash the left with, bash the right again, and a few more times, then yourself again, and all the while be sure to make your plea for moderation loud and clear ...”

    It’s a great gig if you can get it. George Carlin mastered this a long time ago, but without the added ingredient of self-deprecation, which is a must to please any post-modern audience. Everyone knew Carlin was a liberal, of course, but he presented himself as one who was too intelligent to be confined to a liberal box—and so he was happy to take on stupidity wherever it reared its head. Stewart’s act is hardly different, except that he is far less intelligent than Carlin, though he may be a faster wit. The game is “balance”—thus after he braved the rather risky territory of the Schiavo case, letting all know that he sided with the silly “government shouldn’t interfere” argument (as if the judicial branch doesn’t qualify as “government”), he was sure to ask why scientists can’t find a better way to let someone “die with dignity” than to “dry them out.” (Interesting point, Jon—to which the audience fell morosely quiet—but what was your point after you just finished reducing the whole “tragic affair”—your words—to nothing more than a political game that deserves your derision? I wonder if the Schindler’s would think you are funny ...)

    Many conservatives I know have a hard time separating humor from ideology. I don’t have this trouble, not much, anyway — I just love my humor, I guess, and I’m willing to put up with a lot of nonsense for a laugh — but what stays with me are rarely the jokes (few jokes ever do—they are meant for the moment and then it’s back to the real world). As I walked away from Stewart’s show, the humor was soon replaced by a rather dark cloud that had me pondering the sheer stupidity of most of his remarks. All that talk about Stewart being a “cultural force,” that hidden in his comic genius is true genius, that there can be found a lot of deep wisdom that is every bit as important as the words of statesmen, religious leaders and philosophers, suddenly was the only joke I could remember. Stewart derides this view of himself, but the reality is, the ardent crowd that I witnessed last night—mostly college students mixed with upwardly-mobile middle class patrons, and a scattering of moonbats—believe it whole-heartedly. At times the place resembled a tent meeting, with people barking out words of approval, throwing their hands up in glee when he slammed the “religious right,” and extending their index fingers toward him as if to say, “Preach it, brother!”

    Now don’t get me wrong, no matter the shade of my cloudy mood: I really did enjoy the show! But the sad truth is, if you strip away the humor, and his “I’m a moderate” routine, you are left with the same old brainless and banal liberalism that doesn’t know the meaning of “thinking things through.”

    I respect the ability of any man who can stand up in front of an audience for over an hour and be “on.” I saw Glenn Beck pull this off not long ago with what appeared to be no script at all. Stewart’s act was scripted (I had heard or read some of these jokes before), but he had no trouble whipping in and out of his fast, oft-driven lane to deal with a shouter. But unlike Beck, Stewart’s points—the points that supposedly make for “profound” political satire—are the same simplistic notions one can find at any MoveOn.org rally. It’s just parroting of the parroting of an idiot.

    An example of this is Stewart’s view of the gay marriage debate, which, like all liberals, he reduces to a trifle that is hardly worth our time, making fun of the right for getting their knickers in a knot over nothing. “You are what you are,” he said, joking that a man’s penis is a force that simply can’t be controlled and alluding to the common but baseless belief that “gayness” is inherited. He ended that bit with the very serious pronouncement that “gayness isn’t contagious,” which, of course, is a remark commonly heard among liberals that ignores the obvious increase in the gay population ever since the Beat Generation decided to promote it as something other than depravity.

    The fact of the matter is, all forms of depravity, whether hetero- or homosexually based, are always contagious—in the sense that they are readily propagated from one generation to the next. And just as the parents of today are dealing with that propagation—now rampant in our schools, where homosexuality is presented as an “option” rather than a problem that some kids have to deal with—the parents of tomorrow will have to deal with worse issues, such as polygamy, perhaps with a hetero-homo twist, or orgiastic relationships that involve children, or human-animal “partnerships.” If man can think it, man will do it, and when it becomes common, he never fails to demand the stamp of approval that can only come from a governmental body.

    Jon Stewart made plenty of John Kerry jokes that were a riot, and none in that liberal crowd seemed to mind. I wondered why that was and came to this conclusion: They don’t mind because everything he said about Kerry was true, and it was, at its core, what Rush Limbaugh was saying every day during the 2004 race to the finish: The Democrats picked the wrong guy. In hindsight, other than to keep getting therapy, there is nothing left for a liberal to do but laugh.

    Now cut to Bush, who is the true object in Stewart’s gun-sight—one can always tell because the jokes quickly become based on half-truths instead of actual truth—he portrayed Bush’s moral determinism as a sort of good old boy, “don’t give a s___” attitude. This was one of the funniest parts of the evening and had me rolling with laughter, but it was also an absurdity that made his adoring fans nod their heads in intense agreement. “Yes, yes!” they were shouting out, as if to say, “You hit the nail on the head with that assessment.”

    Well, not if one thinks beyond the funny. Such a belief requires no more thought than the charge of Bush’s stupidity or Bush’s Hitlerian recklessness. The rest of Stewart’s comments on Bush were equally mindless. Stewart the fighter against “misinformation” used plenty of it to formulate jokes around WMD and the toppling of Saddam in order to perpetuate the belief that the invasion of Iraq was a pointless endeavor. The audience screamed its approval, especially when Stewart referred to the bombing of Baghdad as making “freedom holes,” but apparently I was the only one who saw the irony of those holes: that the result has been actual freedom. (But if we would have just reasoned with Saddam, maybe those holes wouldn’t have been necessary, right? Right ...)

    Stewart ended his hilarious rant with the same heart-warming account of the weeks following 9/11 that I had read awhile ago when he gave a commencement address at William & Mary. It was more vulgar this time around and included a very sober Bush-slam that showed Stewart’s level of simplistic ignorance:

    “Don’t worry, folks, try as he might to destroy this country, everything’s going to be okay.”

    Very true, but more because Bush was at the helm when the world changed on September 11, 2001, and not someone like Bill Clinton, Al Gore, or John Kerry. Thankfully, our world hasn’t changed so much that we can’t go on enjoying ourselves, even to the tune of quick-witted dolts, always around to keep us laughing, at least for the moment.

    http://www.mensnewsdaily.com/archive/s/siriano/2005/siriano050705.htm
     
  4. martin

    martin Banned Forever

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    thanks for unearthing that article, i liked it.

    i dont like when people pretend to be non-partisan. everyone is partisan.

    my favorite comic/commentator type guy today is dennis miller. he admits to being partisan, is happy to listen to the other side, and is sincere with his criticism of both sides. i cant see him lecturing anyone or cheap shotting them in the way stewart would.

    stewart has an attitude like he and his audience all realize we are better than everyone else. as a comedian, it is ok to cheap shot people, thats what comedians do. but stewart wants it both ways. he wants to be seen as a mindless joker, and at the same time he wants to be the noble non-partisan, calling out others for not being up to his standards for discourse.

    i even prefer bill maher to john stewart. i believe bill maher is more honest and fair, even though i think he is really wrong most of the time.
     
  5. Contained Chaos

    Contained Chaos Don't we all?

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    Call him what you will, be he's no bull****ter. He's very intelligent and is a relief from your typical media puppets. And I don't know what set everybody off about the comment I referred to. There are plenty of other 'bad men' in the world that would nail us, given the opportunity.

    But now that I know how bad he irks ya'll, I'll have to make it a point to use more of his quotes, that way you can keep playing the 'ad hominem' (thanks for the term, martin) card without giving any actuall attention to the comment.
     
  6. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

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    I am similar to the dude who wrote the article where my humor supercedes my beliefs. I dont care if I believe strongly in something like say, my religion, I still find **** funny when made fun of if its clever. Same with politics or anything else.

    miller is really clever and i enjoy his show when i can catch it. I downloaded tons of comedian stuff to my ipod after a generic search and ended up with about 5 of his concerts and 10 of his shows along with carlin which i really enjoyed.

    how on earth does carlin remember all that crap so well. he must have a near 'photogenic' memory like 157.

    Bill maher is horrible and most always wrong. took me awhile when he first came on years ago to truly dislike him. he comes across as so very uninformed its painful to watch.

    I usually like the reporters segments on jon stewarts show as well though not enough to make me want to watch it. I think i prefer even stewart over maher if I had to choose.
     
  7. martin

    martin Banned Forever

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    i directly addressed what he said, i explained the difference between saddam and the others, i used north korea in my example, pay attention. besides, ad hominem is when i address you instead of what you are saying. i said nothing about you.

    this is ad hominem:

    person 1. i think a because of b.

    person 2. thats wrong because you suck.
     
  8. ExoticGlass1

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    you sure you don't want to reword this? you sure the deficit was dropped by $100 billion or was it that the deficit was $100 billion lower than the projected deficit? theres quite a big difference between those. one means that the deficit was cut by $100 billion abd the other is that the deficit was $100 billion less than projected which means it wasn't lowered but increased by a smaller amount than expected.
     
  9. red55

    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

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    I read everything. If it is some extremist blog or a website by Limbaugh or Drudge, etc., I may give it little credibility, as is proper. But if it is a respectable news site, think tank study, independent assesment, or raw facts without political spin, etc . . . then I may take it very seriously.

    People have sometimes posted facts and links to credible corroboration here that have altered my opinions. People have also posted links to absurd sites that make ridiculous claims without proof.

    But you have chosen to list none. So I damn sure won't read it. Saying you could provide proof, but declining to do so doesn't influence my opinion in the least. If a debate is like a chess game, that would be a resignation.

    Well Duhhh! The Koreans broke their word and started bomb development in violation of their agreement. It never was about electrical power only. We agreed to help them with electrical power if they dropped the uranium enrichment, which they did and the sites were under inspection to assure that they complied. Under Bush's watch the Koreans expelled the inspectors and openly started bomb-making again.

    If Clinton's treaty gave them "the time and freedom" to "build bombs", they surely waited until Bush as in power before actually doing so. And what are they doing now with the time and freedom George Bush has given them? Openly building bombs. And what exactly has Bush done about it? Clinton put them on sanctions 4 times, influenced them to stop missile testing, and got them to agree to halt bomb-making. I have documented this in earlier posts. What is it that George Bush has done, now that they are openly making nuclear bombs and threats as well? I don't supose you are willing to provide that information either.
     
  10. red55

    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

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    Exactly. Bush's original budget estimate contained a $427 billion deficit. His new budget estimate contains only a $333 billion deficit. This makes it less than the all-time record budget deficit of $412 billion last year. Now that he is a lame duck he is cutting programs that he wouldn't cut before re-election. Veterans benefits lose over 900 million.

    It reduces the unprecedented US National Debt by nothing. It adds $333 billion to it.
     

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