Just a few tweaks

Alabama catches every pass LSU doesn't.

Alabama blocks people. LSU doesn't.

Alabama has a stud QB. LSU doesn't.

Alabama frequently has a new OC, because their guys get better jobs. LSU frequently has a new OC, because they keep having to fire the elderly morons they hire.

Alabama has a coach that every program would want. LSU has a coach that no other program would have.

Guys, we are clearly so close. If we just fix all of these issues we can compete with the best teams

 

It seems everyone else has the same problem against them.

 

Partially true. Our defense performs much better against them than others but our offense is decidedly worse than others against them over the years. So it’s kind of split. We need to realize that what we get out of offense is below what we should get out of the talent we have.

 

Just remember this is a team that was only supposed to win 6 games.

 

If, if. if.
Bama doesn't have to use if. We do.

 

Do those teams score zero points and gain less than 200 yards?

 

They just had 50+ points scored against them.

 

Absolutely not! That's no excuse at all. This was going to be the 4th or 5th loss so far this year but people lose their minds because we lost to the best team in the country.

Yes, it sucks when you are in the same division with a dynasty. Saban will retire one day and then weighy have a chance again.

 

Do you see the theme yet?

I hope someone close to you has taken the laces out of all of your shoes.

 

I guess it's the wrong time of the month for you.