Johnny Jones gets hired

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  1. TigerTap

    TigerTap Founding Member

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    I used the wrong to, too.

    I didn't miss your punchline Brett. It's just not funny. Funny will be when LSU football finds itself on the Food network, with Rosy Finch cooking up some gator gumbo at halftime, while getting shit stomped by Florida on the field.

    Winningest SEC coaches in history
    Notes: All games at SEC institutions.

    Winningest SEC Coaches by percentage All-Time

    1. Nick Saban, LSU/Alabama: .829 (175-36) (tie)
    1.Robert Neyland, Tennessee: .829 (173-31-12) (tie)
    2. Frank Thomas, Alabama: .812 (115-24-7)
    3. Bear Bryant, Kentucky/Alabama: .797 (292-69-14)
    4. Les Miles, LSU: .770 (114-34)
    5. Dan McGugin, Vanderbilt: .762 (197-55-19)
    6. John Vaught, Ole Miss: .748 (190-61-12)
    7. Phillip Fulmer, Tennessee: .745 (152-52)
    8. Mark Richt, Georgia: .740 (145-51)
    9. Steve Spurrier, Florida/South Carolina: .732 (208-76-1)

    Notes: All games at SEC institutions. Minimum 100 SEC wins. Active SEC coaches

    Winningest SEC Coaches in-league by percentage All-Time
    1. Nick Saban, LSU/Alabama: .800 (100-25)
    2. Robert Neyland, Tennessee: .787 (62-15-5)
    3. Frank Thomas, Alabama: .765 (59-16-6)
    4. Bear Bryant, Kentucky/Alabama: .764 (159-46-9)
    5. Phillip Fulmer, Tennessee: .731 (98-36)
    6. Vince Dooley, Georgia: .713 (105-41-4)
    7. Steve Spurrier, Florida/South Carolina: .708 (131-54)
    8. John Vaught, Ole Miss: .707 (106-41-10)
    9. Les Miles, LSU: .688 (62-28)
    10. Mark Richt, Georgia: .680 (85-40)
    Notes: Includes all conference games at SEC institutions. Minimum 55 SEC wins. Active SEC coaches.

    Source: SEC Media Guide
     
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  2. shane0911

    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village

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  3. CajunlostinCali

    CajunlostinCali Booger Eatin Moron

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    No. THIS was the punchline. You finally arrived to your own circus. Took you long enough...
     
  4. furduknfish

    furduknfish #ohnowesuckagain

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    FIFY

    @tirk - #nohighlight
     
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  5. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

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    No one says cher outside of Marseille.
     
  6. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    Except actors with a bad Cajun accent. There was a guy in Criminal Minds who played a detective from New Orleans who hooked up with the blonde FBI chick. He said cher in about every other sentence.
     
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  7. unclenick

    unclenick LSU & USMC

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    thanks for posting this. I'd never seen these stats before. makes me wonder how the hell Alleva still has a job. that's seriously f*cked up. Miles sitting right behind bear bryant & he fired him. Jesus.
     
  8. unclenick

    unclenick LSU & USMC

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    I saw that guy in a couple episodes just last week.
     
  9. furduknfish

    furduknfish #ohnowesuckagain

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    Saying it and spelling it are two diff things, coullion. Plus, no highlight enabler...
     

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